Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Bagel
Why did the bagel go to the gynocologist?
Because she had a yeast infection.
(EWWWWWWW, joke courtesy of Sam)
Why did the bagel lose the election?
Because he was the victim of a schmear campaign.
(Nancy is on FIRE!)
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be called Baygulls!
(Thanks Will!)
