Why did the bagel go to the gynocologist?

Because she had a yeast infection.

(EWWWWWWW, joke courtesy of Sam)

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Why did the bagel lose the election?

Because he was the victim of a schmear campaign.

(Nancy is on FIRE!)

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

Because if they lived by the bay, they’d be called Baygulls!

(Thanks Will!)

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